Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 08, 2020

The Grim Peeper, et al …!

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Do you guys work together or are you soul traders?

“I am the grim reaper and I am here to escort you to the nightclub. It has been a rough year.”

…this is exactly what I needed today…

…what if the psychpomp asks me what I enjoyed most about life?…

…do I say Frog Applause?…

…crunchy peanut butter on white toast covered with sriracha sauce?…

…the smell of car exhaust on a sunny 50° day?…

…[redacted] and [redacted]…

…I know I should say somethingmore important…

…but,is the first thing that comes to mind the correct choice?…

…{some edits & rewrites are better}…

…in college I had an art professor who said for me to draw quickly…

…the next art teacher told me I didn’t put enough time into it…

…the lesson learned?…

… the customer is always right…

…it is suggested in some quarters that during the Renaissance master artists would have students do paintings and then the artist would sign the work…

…Thomas Edison had the idea…

… but paid someone else to actually do the work…

…co-inventors…

…or…

…someone just mixing the artist’s paint?…

…urban myth: my grandfather invented the modern vacuum cleaner motor / engine…

…but since he was told to create it…

…and paid by them whom told him to create it…

…it made it their creation…

…was he even the taskmaster?…

..or was he just the hired help?…

…he did get a slap on the back, a gold star, an Atta boy and a nice bonus…

…so wonder…

…what do I see in the fire?

It’s true. I have watched them. It is really all they do.

Psycho-fly better watch out unless he wants psychopomp to dump some psychopoop on his head.

POOP POOP PEEEE DOOOOO!

“Me is the death. But don’t be afraid.”

Beverly Cleary, astonishingly enough, is still alive at 104.

That “poop” was gratuitous. Sad.

What does it mean if my psychopomp is a quirky daily comic strip, and what afterlife does it take me to?

You can find pictures of people taking selfies of their psychopomps just before death.

Hey, c’mon! I payed a lot for this escort and this is what the agency sends me. Where are the fishnet stockings!?! What about the enigmatic sweet nothings!?! What kind of jiggery-pokery is this!?!

I am in therapy. This is going on for over a week. I could not take care of myself. I found yogurt is pleasant to the pooppoom. Gone from this on Wednesday.

Fell and broke my charcot foot.

Re: Click Fraud … I prefer the term Click Frog since it’s still legal (methinks) …!

Psychopomp and circumst-ants.

Hermes Psychopompos, Guide of Souls, help us to cross Lethe and to pay the ferryman, Charon, his due, entering if we may the Elysian Fields.

Or, what, the Hell you say? Hades and Kerberos, his triplex hound? Woe! Doom! Wailing and gnashing of teeth!

Flutter by, butterfly of ill omen!

Teh Grim Reaper awaits all….