FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 16, 2020

decisions, decisions, Peter

Peter, you need to show that you’re a well rounded player. Go with zero. That’ll let everyone know what you are.

Just pick a number Peter. I doesn’t matter what sport this is you’ll suck at it.

Rocky IV was NOT lame. I enjoyed Ivan Drago as the “villain”

Well, Peter, seems the coach is thinking of a number between 10 and 19.

4 was Bobby Orr’s number. But since he came out as a trumpanzee his merchandise sales have dropped like a lead balloon.

Babe Ruth wore 3. I fail to see the problem with it, other than Peter obviously not being Babe Ruth except in his own mind.

At least Coach is being realistic.

Rocky IV was not that lame. Maybe at the time it was, but as it has aged it’s a good watch. If I’m scrolling through the stations looking for something to watch and it’s on, I’ll stop and watch it. I’ve even done it once when it was on one of the Spanish language stations.

it’s a jersey…your practicing should determine how good you are…NOT the number on the jersey…

Coach figures his luck has run out.

No one’s going to see your number anyway, Peter, so what’s the point?

Something wrong with Pi?

He seems completely unaware of the legacies of these numbers. Each of them has been worn not just by Hall of Famers, but by legends who rewrote the record book.

Peter, you should get smart and take number 86

It IS important what number he picks, because everyone will be staring at it while he sits on the bench!