Herman by Jim Unger for December 05, 2020

And all from the same chicken

Did she have trouble flying the last time you brought chicken wings home?

There aren’t any left.

She’s following a cookbook recipe.

There is a special on left legs today.

Hopefully not from the same chicken.

She’s so clucked up….

The request caused a flap.

Lay off the right wings. They’re toxic.

Did you hear about the man that his whole left side cut off? He’s all right now.

Sounds like she is planning a balanced meal.

I find more meat on the right ones, as most birds, like people, are right handed (winged in the case of birds) there is more meat/muscle.

“And they need to have come from the same chicken. All six of them.”

Gotta have a balanced meal…