Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 04, 2020

When you do think of something they will be out of stock.

Between the two of you, you ought to be able to find every potential mom gift in the online world no later than Dec. 20. Better get started!

It’s like TV. In the 50s there was nothing to watch on 4 channels. Now there’s nothing to watch on 500 channels.

yeah, and now you pay for it!

Please give gift cards from your favorite SMALL retailer. They need the help. Jeff Bezos / Amazon does not.

How wealthy are you when you can’t find something somebody needs?

How about that chain saw she always wanted?

You could get her some new dining room chairs that didn’t look like they came from Plywood Minnesota.

They’re going to end up with a gift card for the Ironing Board Warehouse.

The extra long leopard scarf wrap.

She was saying she wished she had a better vacuum.

Bet she would like to learn how to BBQ grill on one of the new infra red multi-burner ones with accessory rack.

How much tread remains on her tires?

We get what we need when we need it. We quit the Christmas commercialization rat race years ago. Much less stressful now.

Smelly stuff, pajamas (something for Dad too) usually jewelry, something for her hobby or what she does with her leisure time,her favorite movie dvd that is not online, a hardcover book, take her out to her favorite restaurant (when they open) do one of her chores that she regularly does. Women are not that hard to buy for……

A toaster? An electric skillet? A new mixer? My mother hated getting gifts like that because they were to ‘work’ with.

They may choose an item, but I bet they will need mom to complete the order.

Nothing like a gift card sent from Amazon to tell your loved one how much trouble you went to get them that special gift from the heart!

I think a cartoon that uses “totally easier” together is enough of a gift.