Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for November 20, 2020

Who could that be?

I want to laugh and cry at the same time.

Little Dick ’Tater plays with his WHAT??? Please pass the smelling salts!!

Kennedy was famous for inviting the finest minds to the White House, Reagan once threw a party where Princess Diana danced with John Travolta, and Obama had rappers like Common.

I can’t think of one time Trump did anything like that. No Scott Baio reading Shakespeare or Ted Nugent tearing up the Rose Garden with ‘Cat Scratch Fever.’

good strip. ilike the playon words !

His tiny white balls.

My curse to Little Donnie: “May you live to spend more time in the bathroom than on the golf course!”

It’s the perfect place for him. Not only does he have mental constipation and verbal diarrhea, but he has managed to pi$$ so many people off by pi$$ing all over the voters, the Constitution, and democracy! “May your prostate grow larger than your ego!”

I just “liked” this, and I was number 45… hahahahaha!

These are just too funny! And sadly, too true!

The rotten potato contaminated the whole party.

He’s America’s malignant tuber.

I hope we get to see the Tater Tots in a future panel.

While I have no idea who people are referring to in these comments, I do know that when he plays golf his nickname is “Pelé” because he is always kicking his ball out of the rough.

He’s always used that ‘other’ head to do his thinking.

Not fair, I hear he pardons turkeys! Although he did it well before Thanksgiving.

I wonder if Melania would rather be with a “bowler”.