Johnson, there’s five more days until New Year’s Eve, and you know the alien bug is gonna party like it’s um, um, what’s that song say again, Johnson?
“It’s… “party like it’s 1999”, sir.
“Yeah, yeah, that’s the one. So, Johnson, are you gonna be able to keep the bug in-line until then?… because he wasn’t here for the support group scene!
“Yes sir, I believe we can keep the bug… er, Mr. Bleeb, sober until then, sir.”
Good Johnson, good! Any more incidents could jeopardize my job as a director here, and if my job is in jeopardy, then your job is in jeopardy!
allen@home almost 4 years ago
Bleeb be sure you jump clear before the lady dumps her stuff into the shredder.
Leojim almost 4 years ago
Dang, I’ve got 20 year old kid art in my office cave.
Is Bleeb camouflaged?!!
momofalex7 almost 4 years ago
Yep, that’s me. I’ve got art my 30 year old daughter made when she was 2. Not very good art, but art nonetheless.
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
There’s some hope for these moms, they brought stuff to this room!
admiree2 almost 4 years ago
I have seen some kitchens where the first thought would be that there might be a refrigerator under all those magnets and paper..
cdward almost 4 years ago
I found some of mine from 50 years ago. Which is kind of nice, just not ALL of it.
Herd of Turtles almost 4 years ago
PWCTOAOTKA Support Group. Has a ring to it.
Dobie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
JOHNNNNN-SON!!
Yes sir, you trumpeted, sir?
Johnson, there’s five more days until New Year’s Eve, and you know the alien bug is gonna party like it’s um, um, what’s that song say again, Johnson?
“It’s… “party like it’s 1999”, sir.
“Yeah, yeah, that’s the one. So, Johnson, are you gonna be able to keep the bug in-line until then?… because he wasn’t here for the support group scene!
“Yes sir, I believe we can keep the bug… er, Mr. Bleeb, sober until then, sir.”
Good Johnson, good! Any more incidents could jeopardize my job as a director here, and if my job is in jeopardy, then your job is in jeopardy!
“HEY… MR. DEFECTOR, I’M REEEEADDDY! (ʜɪᴄᴋ)Wʜᴇʀᴇ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ sʜᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs ᴛɪᴍᴇ. (ʜɪᴄᴋ)… Aʀᴏᴜɴᴅ sʜᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇs ʟᴇɢs, (ʜɪᴄᴋ) ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ? Tʜᴇʀᴇ’sʜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ʙᴇ sʜᴏᴍᴇ ʟᴇɢs ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀᴇ sʜᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ! Sᴀᴀᴀᴀʏ, (ʜɪᴄᴋ) ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ’sʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴏʟᴇ-ᴅᴀɴᴄɪɴ’ ᴇʟғ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ᴅᴀʏsʜ ᴀɢᴏ? ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴀ ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ɢ-sʜᴛʀɪɴɢ… Hᴇᴇ-ʜᴇᴇ-ʜᴇᴇ-ʜᴇᴇ-HᴏᴏWᴇᴇ!”
“Um, Mr. Bleeb, sir… she wasn’t actually an elf sir, she was in character, wearing an elf costume… and she wasn’t wearing a g-string, either, sir!”
“Mᴍᴍᴍ-ᴛʜᴀᴛ’sh ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ, Jᴀᴄᴋsʜᴜɴ (ʜɪᴄᴋ) ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ! Pғғғғғᴛᴛ, ʜᴀ-ʜᴀ-ʜᴀ-ʜᴀ-ʜᴇ-ʜᴇ!“
“It’s… “Johnson”, sir!”
“Wʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ, Jᴇғғᴇʀsʜᴜɴ! Jᴜsᴛ’sʜ ᴅᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ Dᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ sʜᴀɪᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʙᴏᴜʀʙᴏɴ ᴇɢɢɴᴏɢ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴜsʜ! I ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʟᴇᴇᴇᴇᴇᴇᴛʟᴇ sʜɴᴏᴏᴢᴇ!“
… Cont’d tomorrow.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Sentimental cement is powerful.
Spence12 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The best remedy for this is to photograph the artwork, then toss it out. Saves space while preserving memories.
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
NO! Save it all, once it’s gone it’s gone. Someone else might have a desire for the work down the road.
Lightpainter almost 4 years ago
My brother’s solution was to use some of it as gift wrapping paper.
Perkycat almost 4 years ago
When we moved, we gave the treasured items back to our kids…..even the picture with half the macaroni fallen off.
Andrew Sleeth almost 4 years ago
Wait for the punchline. (Her son is Eric Carle.)
dmagoon202ii almost 4 years ago
At least it isn’t a real turtle.
geese28 almost 4 years ago
One step at a time
MCProfessor almost 4 years ago
My kids are in their thirtys and fortys and we still have some of their school art including Christmas tree ornaments.
Michie Z Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Gina, Stop !! I’ll take the turtle… it’s pretty cute !