Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 07, 2020

“Trees it, the cops.”

All he wanted to do was keep her until her needles dropped.

I’ve never heard a police siren go “EEEEE”.

He wasn’t kidnapped, he was coniferscated.

Miscreant. They’ll throw the axe at him.

Tis the treeson.

I love the little police caps on top of the trees. Lol. Thanks Mark!

They’ll stick him in Fir – er- I mean Stir

And he’d have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for that pesky dog..

ROFLMAO! Great toon!

“But only men and bears are allowed inside the car”

he would not fit in the trunk

Busted!

TIMBER ALERT!

Tree on roof needs to be pointed the other way else wind will damage blowing the branches down.Clearly police pulled the car over for torturing the tree on the roof.

Go through it with a pine-toothed comb.

Rats! Now Randy won’t get HIS turn riding on top of the car.

Somebody called it in after seeing a Lumber Alert.

What a mind Mark Parisi has! Imagine if he’d put it to work on a Covid cure! We wouldn’t have one but we’d feel better about it I bet!

As Johnny Carson used to say, “You buy the premise, you buy the bit.”

it was meant to be… treeeee

Save the trees! I use an artificial one every year and am quite happy with it!

Genius, Mark Parisi @MarkParisi

It cracked me up this last weekend to see a couple on the freeway with a tree tied to the roof of their car TRUNK first! I can imagine the conversation when they got home with nothing but a few branches!

Not often I actually laugh out loud – well done!

The police trees should be LIBERATING their brother tree and ARRESTING the person who attacked and removed it from its forest home.

Good twist Mark