Tree on roof needs to be pointed the other way else wind will damage blowing the branches down.Clearly police pulled the car over for torturing the tree on the roof.
It cracked me up this last weekend to see a couple on the freeway with a tree tied to the roof of their car TRUNK first! I can imagine the conversation when they got home with nothing but a few branches!
RAGs almost 4 years ago
“Trees it, the cops.”
Vilyehm almost 4 years ago
All he wanted to do was keep her until her needles dropped.
Imagine almost 4 years ago
I’ve never heard a police siren go “EEEEE”.
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
He wasn’t kidnapped, he was coniferscated.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Miscreant. They’ll throw the axe at him.
Ontman almost 4 years ago
Tis the treeson.
HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I love the little police caps on top of the trees. Lol. Thanks Mark!
backyardcowboy almost 4 years ago
They’ll stick him in Fir – er- I mean Stir
Lady loves a joke almost 4 years ago
And he’d have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for that pesky dog..
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
ROFLMAO! Great toon!
Znox11 almost 4 years ago
“But only men and bears are allowed inside the car”
redback almost 4 years ago
he would not fit in the trunk
Darryl Heine almost 4 years ago
Busted!
BearsDown Premium Member almost 4 years ago
TIMBER ALERT!
n4hhe almost 4 years ago
Tree on roof needs to be pointed the other way else wind will damage blowing the branches down.Clearly police pulled the car over for torturing the tree on the roof.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Go through it with a pine-toothed comb.
Indianapolis Smith almost 4 years ago
Rats! Now Randy won’t get HIS turn riding on top of the car.
dwagner200 almost 4 years ago
Somebody called it in after seeing a Lumber Alert.
Another Take almost 4 years ago
What a mind Mark Parisi has! Imagine if he’d put it to work on a Covid cure! We wouldn’t have one but we’d feel better about it I bet!
jrbaskind Premium Member almost 4 years ago
As Johnny Carson used to say, “You buy the premise, you buy the bit.”
Prawnclaw almost 4 years ago
it was meant to be… treeeee
sarahbowl1 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Save the trees! I use an artificial one every year and am quite happy with it!
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Genius, Mark Parisi @MarkParisi
Madzdad the bard almost 4 years ago
It cracked me up this last weekend to see a couple on the freeway with a tree tied to the roof of their car TRUNK first! I can imagine the conversation when they got home with nothing but a few branches!
jdthird almost 4 years ago
Not often I actually laugh out loud – well done!
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The police trees should be LIBERATING their brother tree and ARRESTING the person who attacked and removed it from its forest home.
chief tommy almost 4 years ago
Good twist Mark