Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for November 30, 2020

Sadly we have to wait until January before throwing his butt out.

He’s rotting away by the minute.

Which one is the Jack-o-lantern and which one is the Jackass?

In both cases, they’ve become rotten and stink!

I would rather keep the pumpkin until January

I notice that Qiset is very Q oriented. I have no doubt they are among the Q-anon loony toons.

“Must be 50 ways to leave the white house.”

January 20th can’t come soon enough

Throw the pumkin in compost. Call hazmat for that other hot mess.

Diaper Don will soon be gone. Hooray.

He’s full of pulp fiction

One can be recycled, the other was just rejected!

Some say that he’s a sham/ and some say that he’s a ham/ but the evidence shows/ that when he finally goes/ we probably won’t give a damn.

You Da Man Dan