The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 10, 2020

Of course he’s nuts, Gladys, after all he did marry you.

I only see one nut. She’s seeing double.

Geez, why didn’t my ex calmly wait for me?

Foolish is the man that has an argument with his wife and expects to “win!!”

We never argue. One of always says I’m sorry, and the other always says, That’s ok, Jeff. (I have to admit I borrowed this from Archie and Edith Bunker, and modified it a bit.)

Gladys is pointing out the obvious. Only problem is that she’s a nuts as he is.

If at some time, you find yourself winning an argument with your wife, immediately stop and apologize…

He was nuts for marrying her. He is nuts for staying with her. I guess he’s staying around for the kid. Noble.

You argue with Thorny and he’s “nuts”? Tsk tsk.

I’m not arguing, just explaining why you’re wrong — seen on a T shirt

She must’ve read the comment at “Bliss.”

There’s a comedian Jeff Allen who says in a marriage you can either be right or happy, and he’s a happy happy guy!

or surrender…..

Harsh “word” for her husband to hear!

“Calmly and quietly wait?”

And that’s when the argument started… ☺

They’re married to each other…there’s two other happy people out there.

There’s a simple solution, just admit you’re wrong, even if you’re not, and profusely beg her forgiveness.

She may have to wait until hell freezes over.

Only one way to win this one Brutus, smile and walk away.

“Yes dear.”