Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 12, 2021

can you blame yourself, Snoopy, for having a banana nose?

Just think Snoopy, your nose is branching out in another direction besides being able to smell.

The rule doesn’t apply to birds with webbed feet.

Snoopy, don’t blame Woodstock if he fowled you …

Ouch!

Someone’s going to need some medical attention for his nose!

You have the most comfortable nose, Snoopy!

Or on shoulders.

Would you rather have canary’s feet on your nose, or crow’s feet on your eyes?

I think Woodstock has all of the peculiar attributes.

I would think your nose is sturdier than that.

Beep!

Excerpt from one of Snoopy’s solo numbers from the musical “You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown”:

Little birds

Come to cheer me

Ev’ry day

Sitting here,

On my stomach

With their sharp little claws

Which are usually cold,

And occasionally painful,

And sometimes there are so many

That I can hardly stand it…

Rats!

I feel ev’ry now and then

That I gotta bite someone.

I know ev’ry now and then what I wanna be.

A fierce jungle animal crouched on the limb

Of a tree!

When their little, unwebbed bird feet are locked onto that high electric wire, I wonder if the wire is warm or maybe buzzing a bit on the feet?

Huh – didn’t know that about “songbirds”!

“Woodstock just pinched off Snoopy’s nose!”

“How’s he smell?”

“TERRIBLE!”

let me Guess: your Body is fully Up, So now it’s pretty painful

Ouch….

There are birds that can sleep while flying.

I prefer duct tape. Copious amounts.