Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 18, 2020

Coffee is essential to the {well-being} SANITY of a horse. (Dang program wouldn’t let me do strike-through.)

You can lead a horse to coffee. Then make sure you get out of the way.

I like a warm cup of coffee when I’m a little hoarse.

Tea is essential for my well being.

How about…

COFFEE for the Horse is essential for YOUR well-being.

Coffee is essential for my well being

Takes me at least half an hour to wake up and be me, without coffee I dont want to know how long it would take

works for me. :)

Let the horse be the judge of that.

We only hear what we want to hear…..

This contribution to the study of the effects of caffeine and its metabolites is emensely valuable to the equine community!

You can lead a horse to coffee … but you can’t make him drink decaf.

I don’t know how different a Houyhnhnms’ physiology differs from the human or the horse. So for Horace it works. But like cocaine over time the effect weakens so you must take more and more till you only take it to keep the withdrawal symptoms away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNUIorNaLLA

Bad influence, Horace.

but coffee interferes with sleep which is essential for the well-being of a Horace… which explains a lot…!

Coffee makes everything better.

since it contains water and (a few) calories, technically it meets the first two requirements…