The K Chronicles by Keith Knight for December 03, 2020

Mine was great! My hubby stayed home and we had our meals together. (He’s Black, so I guess it was sort of Black Friday.)

Mine was so black I slept right through it (I’m retired).

There’s a picture floating around of someone peeling a “Black Friday Special, $69.99” tag of off a shelf, and the regular price of the item is $59.99.

Mine was so black that I went to a department store wearing a hoodie, and was followed by three security guards for five minutes who then told me I had to leave because I did not buy anything.

Mine was so Black, I worked 16 hours at a job that doesn’t pay a living wage.

Mine was so uneventful that it was a blank Friday.

Mine was my usual monthly phlebotomy, where I have to go to a medical center loaded with screened but possibly infected people, have a needle the size of a post-hole digger (exaggeration) stuck into my arm, and have half a pint of my blood sucked out. But I love the nurses there, after 3 years I know them well and have enormous respect for everything they do. Sadly, I can’t even donate the blood because it’s full of the mutagenic medication I have to take to treat my Polycythemia Vera. I would have liked to do a little shopping after, but took a pass because of, you know, Black Friday.

Wait, how did he survive getting out of a store with a PS5

Mine was so black I had to wear a bulletproof vest in case the police tried shooting me.

Mine was so American that this is even a subject matter.

Mine was so black I got pulled over by the police twice.

My Black Friday was sending money to Charities like Food Banks, Habitat for Humanity and more Food Banks.

I was looking for the King of Potassium. Not here!

im starting to have a feeling he’s losing interest in this strip

Why do they put this on the home page if it only updates every month or so?