Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for December 19, 2020

Luckily I’m over 21. What does it say about Gemini, Zigster?

Ooh, sounds interesting!

That should be no problem for you.

Ziggy, what are you going to be doing?!!!

Don’t bother Ziggy. Horoscopes are load of nonsense.

I think what they meant was that you have to be OVER 21 inches tall to read the horoscope. Anybody shorter aren’t smart enough to figure out that it is one big joke. (Small midgets excepted.)

Evidently today is going to be a day that will drive you to drink

Is that a good or a bad thing?

ruh roh

Them Retrumplicans trying to control your life in every way they can…

Considering the banal nonsense that typically appears in horoscope columns, I’d give the ones that require you to be over 21 a try.

Must be a pornoscope.

2020 is spelled Horrorscope

Ziggy. NSFW

So you have to be over 21 now to read fake news?

Just out of curiosity – at what point are you “over 21?” I’m guessing, 1 second after your birth anniversary – or did the Toms Wilson mean 22 or more?