Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 07, 2020

Ouch.

I’m not touching that one, no matter how much you nag me…… Oops!….

Theme song from MASH the movie “Suicide is Painless”

Messing with Blanche is a sure sign of a death wish.

You’re going to be really depressed that your tongue let that one slip out.

Gasp! The Wiz is in trouble now!

now say aaaahh.. for six hours. And hold this while you do it

Oh, my! The things you could say then, and folk could still laugh!

Saw that one coming from a mile away.

Could see that punch line coming.