Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 07, 2020

Mittens, what do you have against torties?

He must have been rejected by a tortie.

Maybe he’ll have better luck with calicos

my profile pic, is my tortie Ally. and yes she’s full of “tude”

Stumpy needs a new way to meet lady cats??

Real catnip works better than fake mistletoe. I used to give catnip parties for my female cat. Six or seven neighborhood cats would turn up on the patio. There were a variety of personalities and they treated catnip differently. Some ate it, some snorted it, others rolled around in it. One stayed on the sidelines and criticized the others for using it (but always returned for the next party).

Capturing the heart of a tortie is worth the work Mitty.

What about #tabbitude !!

Wear the mistletoe over your head, not your tail, Stumpy.

Torties and callies certainly do have attitude, which is why they are my favorites! Nothing like a tri-color cat! (Sh-h-h, don’t tell my feral, Freyja, I said that. She thinks the only color a cat should be is gray and white with black nose and toe beans.)

He needs to step up his game.