Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for January 14, 2021

Check back tomorrow for the next exciting installment :“A New Groom Sweeps Clean” or “The Wedding Bell Black & Blues”.

I hope they don’t cancel the wedding feast now.

“Does anyone know of any impediment to the joining of this couple?” Weeeeeell…

Is Roden clean-shaven in a society where every other male sports a lush beard?

Is it a glandular condition, or one of those “personal choices” that are politely tolerated but not encouraged?

I’m baaaaacckkkk!

And Tarzan is involved in all of this because he decided to cross a swamp. Fate sure is fickle.

The spear! Throw the spear at Ludon! You get one shot. Don’t miss. No pressure.

Ah. There will be a dinner too. With lion-steaks, lions-at-stakes, whatever.

Time to call for reinforcements. Tarzan left his giant Tantor parked outside with its motor running

Time for a Red Wedding

Oh well, it’s already started. We tried.

Alura needs to stop frowning like that. Will leave a big between-the-eyebrows wrinkle.

“There’s a lot of guys in there with weapons,” said Tarzan. “Let’s rush them!”

I wonder what part of her the grinning Ludon is gazing expectantly upon. I doubt we’ll ever find out for sure, ’cause the grinning Ludon, the Luddite, is about to become Ludon, the Loser.

“or not to be”

That Ludon is one horney lecherous creep and Alure doesn’t look too happy about the after-the-wedding upcoming orgy either. Fawna seems to have dyed her hair dress and Omat with his spikey club-wielding stinky cave men are probably going to crash the festivities, angered that they weren’t invited in the first place! Roden looks more like Flash Gordon with each passing day…….

Fawna said, cheap @$$ bridesmaid dresses.

Fawna’s thinking, “this so much cooler than Omat’s stinking cave.”