Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for January 26, 2021

Horta’s wife came home

He just can’t catch a frikkin’ break, can he?

Oh joy. Here we go again!

Did he eat it raw? I did not see a camp fire.

Before he was “civilized,” he always ate his meat raw. Great apes did not build fires.

“You killed my pet boar! You swine you!”

Tarzan thinks, “Maybe I’ll let this one go this time…”

“Oh darn. I was just about to fry some bacon.” -Tarzan

That didn’t take long.

I’d say half of his adventures start out with a piercing scream. He should invest in a good set of earplugs.

Can’t a guy have lunch without some blond needing to be rescued?

More crime in this jungle than the Chicago projects.

Ignore the scream, Tarzan! You don’t need to get involve with another… Oh, never mind.

After a delicious meal of Horta ribs Tarzan is about to get involved in yet another adventure while Jane just keeps running up shopping bills at the Nairobi mall!

Someone just discovered her pet pig has been eaten – -

That’s the scream of someone who’s just discovered they have trichinosis.

Here we go again, Lord Greystoke…

Sorry, Horta. If it’s not a pit, it’s an arrow. Or a full nelson. Or the Greystoke belt knife of doom. Anyway you look at it, it’s a long day at the office for you, my friend. You know what I wish? I wish. You had. More time. ;-)

Tarzan eats raw pig? Gross!

Man, someone is always screaming in that jungle.