Kliban by B. Kliban for December 07, 2020

Blame it on Harvey.

“Guess it really isn’t ‘wabbit season’ "!

James Arness is sought for questioning.

So that Monty Python rabbit was for real!

Hop to it! No time to diddle daddle…..

“I saw who did it, officer! He had big, floppy ears, a fuzzy tail, and he hopped!”

Vegetables good for your health? I think not!

Thus did Mr. McGregor meet his untimely end.

another dead rabbit vampire…

" Of course, we could always eat the incriminating evidence…"

Don’t mess with the Bad Bunnies!

Lettuce flee!

They just don’t seem to carrot all about the victim.

I’ve seen something like this: https://www.kevinandkell.com/2003/kk0610.html

The Snowman did it leaving his nose behind.

OOOO! Live slippers!

Not to worry! It would never stand up in court. It’s just circumstantial evidence.