A long time ago I used to live in a somewhat rural area next to a small farm. One day, I went to head out to my car to go to work, only to see that one of the neighbor’s cows was standing in my driveway. And it REFUSED to move. Thankfully the neighbor was home and came over with a lasso to take it back. And yes, I had to explain to my supervisor exactly WHY I was 30 minutes late.
Ratkin Premium Member about 4 years ago
If you keep watching you’re going to quack up.
eromlig about 4 years ago
“Duck duck stay”?
Digital Frog about 4 years ago
Anatidaephobia: https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/428897564484534223/
dadoctah about 4 years ago
“…and is the cutoff time different if it’s a rhinoceros instead of a duck?”
artegal about 4 years ago
I think he’s just trying to sell him some Aflack.
sloaches about 4 years ago
A long time ago I used to live in a somewhat rural area next to a small farm. One day, I went to head out to my car to go to work, only to see that one of the neighbor’s cows was standing in my driveway. And it REFUSED to move. Thankfully the neighbor was home and came over with a lasso to take it back. And yes, I had to explain to my supervisor exactly WHY I was 30 minutes late.
mikeyman about 4 years ago
He’s not going to duck, so yeah call in unnatural behavior.
Bill The Nuke about 4 years ago
About when you start thinking that duck al la orange sounds good for dinner.
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
First there was a duck, then another duck, and now this…
Random Lurker Premium Member about 4 years ago
“MA! There’s a weird F***in’ duck outside!”
abraxas almost 4 years ago
You’ve been staring at that painting long enough.