FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 30, 2021

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    a dweeb can dream, can he not?

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    No self-esteem issues here.

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    Gary Fabian  almost 4 years ago

    Wait until he gets a B in phys ed, because he could not do a pull up.

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    Enumerating one’s barnyard juvenile fowl before their emergence from the externally placed, hard-shelled ovum.

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    tripwire45  almost 4 years ago

    Since he’s always at the top of his class, I’d think this would get boring by now.

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    Wren Fahel  almost 4 years ago

    The first time my younger daughter got straight A’s on her report card, she told me, “My report card is screaming at me! AAAAAAA!”

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    serenasakitty  almost 4 years ago

    A++++ on academic subjects, D—— on maturity.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    When I was a kid, I had to get EVERY question right and would argue about any I got wrong. It was annoying for my teachers and students, for sure. Thank God, I grew out of it. Either that or the brutal beatings would’ve continued.

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 4 years ago

    Jason needs to be put into an accelarated learning program. If nothing else, he’d be too busy to be such an a**hole.

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    Judy Saint Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Not so when my As came in. No one was happy for me, not even me. Others saw it as an affront to those who didn’t do as well, worrying more about their feelings. And, since I was expected to do well, I took no pleasure in simply meeting expectations. Nope, not even my family showed any pleasure, just renewed expectations for next time (and a warning not to show it to my brothers, who didn’t do as well). When you know you routinely do a lot better than everyone else you do not take joy in it. You just keep doing it. That’s how it was for me, anyway.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 4 years ago

    This he gets hyperactive for?

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    WilliamDoerfler  almost 4 years ago

    Playa gateway!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 4 years ago

    He has it too easy and it will hurt him later when college isn’t so easy.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Jason tapped into the school’s computer and already read his grade.

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