The Twin Cities used to have an evening radio talk-show host named Steve Cannon who had an entire repertoire of alternative-voice characters, Ma Linger, Backlash Larue and Morgan Mundane. He’d switch between his voice and whichever character he was “talking with” so fast some listeners actually thought he had someone else in the booth wit him.
If this were an old movie, Mark’s bf would become a big hit with his listeners. His ratings would go up. People would demand to meet Mark and Neil in person. Then Mark would have to go out and find a real person to play the role of his perfect bf. Sort of ike “Meet John Doe” only without Gary Cooper.
I get it. If you’re going to fabricate your dream partner, go big. But was all that seriously on your “list”? I mean…whittle that sucker down a little and you might find the real thing.
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
Mark must think his listeners are really stupid.
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 4 years ago
At least he isn’t fabricating a GIRLFRIEND!
ron almost 4 years ago
SAD
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
Why, he sounds so happy and… :)
Susan00100 almost 4 years ago
Think Mark might have Dissociative Personality Disorder?
ctb11365 almost 4 years ago
Mark Limbaugh?
Bob Blumenfeld almost 4 years ago
The Twin Cities used to have an evening radio talk-show host named Steve Cannon who had an entire repertoire of alternative-voice characters, Ma Linger, Backlash Larue and Morgan Mundane. He’d switch between his voice and whichever character he was “talking with” so fast some listeners actually thought he had someone else in the booth wit him.
Brazos HouTx Premium Member almost 4 years ago
At least Phil Hendrie uses a phone!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I suspect Mark has been working, and living, alone a bit to long.
notjimothy almost 4 years ago
Current U S situation proves many will beleive a lot more outlandish.
carlzr almost 4 years ago
If this were an old movie, Mark’s bf would become a big hit with his listeners. His ratings would go up. People would demand to meet Mark and Neil in person. Then Mark would have to go out and find a real person to play the role of his perfect bf. Sort of ike “Meet John Doe” only without Gary Cooper.
Kilrwat Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Picky picky picky
Jaymi Cee Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I get it. If you’re going to fabricate your dream partner, go big. But was all that seriously on your “list”? I mean…whittle that sucker down a little and you might find the real thing.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Reminds of a BBC radio comedy sketch about hypothetical partners. Two Scottish government security minders are talking about their secrets.
“Would you tell your wife?
“Haven’t got a wife.”
“Hypothetically. Surely, you’d tell you lovely wife.”
“My wife isn’t lovely.”
“Your hypothetical wife isn’t lovely? That’s the most Scottish thing I’ve ever heard.”
RonaldByrd almost 4 years ago
No writer/artist hits the ball out of the park every time…
Bones the cat almost 4 years ago
You guys need to listen to the spitballers podcast! It’s so funny!
Petercowen almost 4 years ago
Orson Welles meets Citizen Kane. #ROSEBUD
Stream of conscience almost 4 years ago
“He do the police in different voices”