Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 31, 2020

She got noticed.

OK goddess.

“Loitering?”

Maybe pandering too!!!!

Maybe, JJ. But sex still sells!

Love to know exactly how that ordinance is worded… Probably something about ‘public decency’ and written by people who spend a lot of time Googling porn.

Imaginary narrating without a license. Annoying, but just a misdemeanor.

Romance is dead already and look who she’s hanging out with.

If this was today they’d likely say wearing a mask violated their rights.

Cool hand luke: https://youtu.be/yuuCr2UvOPs

What happened to her shoulder strap in panel 1?

The fact that she considers what she was doing ‘romance’ says a lot about her.

Impersonating a commercial.

“Shut up and let’s bazoom outta here!” ☺

Well, in some towns you can make good money with romance. Location, location, location.

“Unless you’re actually going to take your top off and start sudsing down the pickup trucks, move along.”

Romance is dead? What’s really dead is whatever integrity this bimbo might have ever had.

In no redneck town ever.

It’s against town ordinances to display boobs sagging all the way down to your Belly Button.

Is there an ordinance covering having way too high an opinion of oneself?

Next week: Rectal herpes.