Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 24, 2020

Boy, how many times have we all heard that this year.

You’ll put your virtual eye out, kid.

Helps if you take off your helmet !

Oh, there is one Zoom™ meeting I attend regularly where I want a mute button which I can use to mute one particular guy… Please, Santa, Please! Make my Christmas wish come true.

Lego is so twentieth century. Wouldn’t you rather have this nice Illudium Q-38 Explosive Space Modulator, Mk VI?

Can’t you just text him your wish list?

How do I sit on Santa’s lap during a Zoom call?

Last Seen 15:49 UTCKuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Don’t tell Doomcock that…

So curious, with the uncountable number of lego sets out there, the lad should have been a bit more specific.

Oh no, not the Legos set, desore feet a comin’.

Actually, I remember my former employer hiring a bunch of Santa’s to sit in a meeting room and video chat with kids. They could call in and talk to him through a video conferencing product they made. I still remember the sight of a guy dressed in blue jeans but dressed as Santa above the waist quickly hiking through the hallway to the men’s room.

Online “Santas” are getting $170 for a seven-minute session.

Last SeenMarseille, FranceUTC 22:37

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. And NORAD has its eyes on him for the 65th straight year. Despite the COVID-19 pandemic, the NORAD Santa tracker is up and running, as it has been since 1955 … https://www.noradsanta.org/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2O2RtKMuVQ

I want LEGO sets as well!