Santa Prime only accepts orders on December 24th.
Too late. He’s been on the road since midnight. The cell towers are having a hard time keeping up with him.
Oh oh! The increasing pressure is what is causing the elves to vote for unionizing.
You gotta read the fine print, for houses with chimneys only.
“…and you get it all on the SAME DAY. Every year.”
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Santa Prime only accepts orders on December 24th.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Too late. He’s been on the road since midnight. The cell towers are having a hard time keeping up with him.
admiree2 over 3 years ago
Oh oh! The increasing pressure is what is causing the elves to vote for unionizing.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
You gotta read the fine print, for houses with chimneys only.
Daltongang Premium Member over 3 years ago
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 3 years ago
“…and you get it all on the SAME DAY. Every year.”