Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for December 25, 2020

Santa Prime only accepts orders on December 24th.

Too late. He’s been on the road since midnight. The cell towers are having a hard time keeping up with him.

Oh oh! The increasing pressure is what is causing the elves to vote for unionizing.

You gotta read the fine print, for houses with chimneys only.

Eric and Bill Teitelbaum, and a very merry commercialism day to you.

“…and you get it all on the SAME DAY. Every year.”