Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for December 24, 2020

Fiat lux, just in time!

Into the Mosh Pit with Spud!

I love a good Christmas miracle : )

Nuggets are reconstituted chicken which can include white and/or dark meat, tenders are (or should be) pieces of cut up chicken breast.

I believe that line is set at the 10cm mark.

As the crowd goes W-I-L-D!!! Because the silence was so long awaited… Spud’s not as brilliant as he thinks, but the tree is.

Merry Christmas Mr. Henry

Spud got a little behind in his work..!

He looks like Dick Cavett holding court.

Let there be ‘Christmas’ lights! ♫ Silent night, holy night! All is calm, all is bright. Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child. Holy infant so tender and mild, Sleep in heavenly peace, Sleep in heavenly peace… ♪

That is how you hold an audience during an emergency.

Yay!!

And who nailed it that he would be jettisoned from the button once the power came back on? The victory lap is yours as well! ;-)

The captive waiting audience is now a captivated one.

Better than getting the hook.

Once again, the bow tie is launched.

Duh, tenders are long , nuggets are chunky balls.

Just like Clark Griswold.

So, Spud has found his life’s calling: a sit-down comic!

The other children seem really interested in Spud’s speech. He has a future as an entertainer.

I think the difference between chicken tenders and chicken nuggets would be the length, right?

He’ll never make it as a stand up comic……

Spud … future podcast host.

Well, at least he managed to keep the audience’s attention throughout all of that…probably because they had nothing else to do, but still.

Shoulda let him finish his story.

As a former employee of a chicken chain that rhymes with Bobby Flay, here is the distinction. Nuggets – chunks of breast meats. Tenders – strips of meat from under the breast.

Reminds me of the time I saw Monty Python at The Hollywood Bowl.

wallace acts like this is being recorded on brodway

I feel this childish urge to holler “yaaaaay”

What if amilia never kicked the wire?