Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for November 12, 2021

Except the illusion at the start that the cruise might be enjoyable

And it’s never cold.

The one way ticket rattles me, though…

The buffet is to die for, I hear.

People don’t wanna cruise to the Lake of Fire? The hell you say.

I doubt this. They have plenty of ‘cruisers’, unfortunately. Most won’t even know they’re on the ship until they reach port.

How is the research going in the new cruise virus lab?

No round trips – you can’t go to Hell and back.

“Hell is other people.” from a play by Jean-Paul Sartre.

I have friends who enjoy cruises. To me, they seem, like indoor malls, places to breed a race that will be happy living in pods in near-Earth orbit. :) :(

Might be the buffet. Not everyone likes all the entree’s listed as “blackened”…

They have a swimming pool and deck chairs?

I don’t think so, Tim.