Women’s help line
Look and tell me which button is showing the most wear.
“For three hours of annoying music and repetitive announcements, stay on-line.”
“For abuse, please hang up and call someone who actually wants to talk to you, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings.”
For hearing this menu again, press off.
….and everybody on the Internet pressed ‘3’.
Years ago, my wife’s tech-industry cousin had his answering machine set up like that for each member of his family. I think it was just for show…
Your call is extremely important to us here at Gutless Healthcare!
Back in an earlier lifetime when we had an answering machine at home, our message was, “If you’re selling something, we’ve moved; otherwise wait for the beep.”
“You were supposed to press 3 for argument.”
“I did press 3.”
“No you didn’t.”
“I Did!”
For computer support press FF
Jim Unger
C almost 3 years ago
Women’s help line
whahoppened almost 3 years ago
Look and tell me which button is showing the most wear.
pcolli almost 3 years ago
“For three hours of annoying music and repetitive announcements, stay on-line.”
DavidPlatt almost 3 years ago
“For abuse, please hang up and call someone who actually wants to talk to you, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings.”
Ubintold almost 3 years ago
For hearing this menu again, press off.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
….and everybody on the Internet pressed ‘3’.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Years ago, my wife’s tech-industry cousin had his answering machine set up like that for each member of his family. I think it was just for show…
purepaul Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Your call is extremely important to us here at Gutless Healthcare!
zxcar1 almost 3 years ago
Back in an earlier lifetime when we had an answering machine at home, our message was, “If you’re selling something, we’ve moved; otherwise wait for the beep.”
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“You were supposed to press 3 for argument.”
“I did press 3.”
“No you didn’t.”
“I Did!”
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
For computer support press FF