Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 21, 2020

Let her inspect the merchandise,… for free…in braille…

The gingerbread guys are orgas*ic… err.. organic, too

Wrong address, Santa, put your pants back and go on to the next house.

stripper reindeer…?

Is Mrs. Claus a pole dancer?

Send them all. I’m not busy. Just make sure they’re wearing masks.

I’m surprised they’re not also pumpkin spiced.

She’s making a list, she’s crossing them out twice…

The lady has sharp fingernails

She likely asked for a wallpaper stripper…

“Say ho to me one more time and you’re dead meat fat boy.”

Oh no not again……..She had enough with that Partridge in a Pear tree incident from last year. 12 days of heck and the only real deal was 5 golden rings….the maids got all up with leaping lords while ladies dancing dodging geese a laying……she’s still emotionally traumatized. (Based on a parody I heard years ago)

To Bad , Must not be into Fatmen, or Short men ,or Snow .

Aaaah! The Spice of life…..

But Santa, she’d like their glutes.. oh, you said gluten..

The sad thing is, there’s someone who probably did…

Your complaints would have more credibility if you were actually wearing any clothes.

Better be careful, lady. You might get run over by a reindeer later.

You should have sent Mrs. Clause. Her husband placed that order.

Yes, I did strip. But just for one well endowed elf.

For a second, I read Stripper Elves as Stripper Elvis. That was a scary image.

But do the gingerbread men still have nuts?

John, it doesn’t look like she’s convinced Santa.. Good work, you two (ho-ho-ho!)

“I don’t CARE about the gluten. I don’t want to see them OR eat them – well-l-l, maybe”…