Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 02, 2021

I’m with him. What?:-)

So what? She’s gonna wear sandals the rest of her life?

My son’s first word beyond ‘mama’ and ‘dada’ was “shoe”. I really thought he’d grow up to have a fetish. He even named his first plush bear “Mr. Shoe”. But it turned out to be short (ha!) lived. Once he got up to where he could see other things he got other interests.

That better just be a joke on Phoebe’s part. She’d go insane unless she went to a place like the Ozy and Millie universe.

there re worse fears. like fear of hair or fear of pants. This whole New Fears things just sounds like crypt keeper pun. But, my new fear shall be "Being followed by men named Fred dressed as echidnas riding unicycles and playing “Lady of Spain” on the accordion while balancing Anglerfish fish dressed in lavender tutus on there noses and wearing straw hats on Thursday while in St. Petersburg." That exact situation does not come up a lot , and one would think I am safe from my fear . but it happens more times then you think and that’s enough to have me on edge like a cat in a rocking chair factory.

Oh, Lord, our resident foot fetish boy on here is going to love today’s strip

There must be a name for this phobia, or rather, Phoebe-a!

Not a great idea. Exactly thinking about what will happen at school.

There isn’t a name for the fear of shoes specifically, but there is one for the fear of feet, Podophobia.

I’m already afraid of shoes. Long Story.

Nope! We’re just going to leave you forever confused about this. It’s more entertaining that way.

Too many scary clowns with big shoes?

Happy New Year! Or should I say, New Fears?

So what is she going to do? Go around walking in socks, tights or bare feet?

Is it just me or does it seem like Dana Simpson has run out of ideas

this year I am going to be afraid of the ads on the side of this gocomics screen.

Does Marigold have horseshoes? If so, Pheebs has a lot of practice coming…

“Good choice, my darling child, now let daddy demonstrate why you should fear shoes”…

compared to last year… it kinda has to be