Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 05, 2021

♪ When a fungus is among us… ♫

♫ Everybody needs a place to be. / Lobsters live at the bottom of the sea, / while I live at the bottom of the air. ♫

Hahahahahaha

“I’m Mr. White Christmas, I’m Mr. Snow, I’m Mr Icyle, I’m Mr. 15 Below…”

Can Gaylord run faster than the Speed of Sound?

You’ll wonder where the fungus went, when you brush your feet with…

What’s a good ad jingle if you can’t inflict it on someone else?

Dad-ratted? Like Fibber Magee?

“I feel like Chicken Tonight…” ;-)

I been there. So has my wife.

I don’t understand why a French song for a State Farm commercial.

So glad I can skip commercials.

“No stems and seeds that you don’t need … "

Earworm!

Nationwide is on your side!

Broomie is really an evil old witch!

Dad-ratted? Would have guessed Broomie has saltier language than that

Anything, anything at all, other than the Kars 4 Kids jingle!…

You know what bugs me? The radio ads where they sing about clean heinies. And NOW we have woman talking about moisturizing her skin. “Not that skin… THAT skin!” I never imagined a day when I would be a tight-a$$ prude, but here we are.

Isn’t that the Trump campaigns theme song?

One way to get rid of it is to pass it on or inflict it on someone else. Or misery loves company.

Just sing a different song and let the two fight it out. We are Farmers. Dum de dum de dum dum dum.

Been there more times than I care to think about. I especially don’t like commercials using old 70s and 80s tunes that drive me nuts LOL