Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 10, 2021

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    Our primitive ancestors were chimpanzees (at least according to theory). I’m fairly certain they ate vegetables, not bison and bacon.

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    KLSeering  over 3 years ago

    I don’t get it! There is not one scrap of evidence supporting evolution, yet that is the accepted THEORY.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    @KLSeering – That’s because it evolved all on its own.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Today’s strip is a good example of the condescending attitude of the Left that helped create the Trump-voter phenomenon.

    (I say this as a registered Republican who just voted for a Democratic President for the first time in my long life.)

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    The Old Wolf  over 3 years ago

    The dude behind him was a jackass who had no business saying anything.

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    john  over 3 years ago

    Thank you, Jef, for that carefully delayed punch line; I really enjoy them.

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    Jhony-Yermo  over 3 years ago

    Brilliant Jef

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    Masterskrain  over 3 years ago

    The guy in line was on his way home from D.C. ??

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    I’m not quite sure I understand his whole story. Were they just so loud they got thrown out ? Who ordered the sun-dried tomatoes ?

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    Thinkingblade  over 3 years ago

    Not really a fan of sun-dried tomatoes – that just seems like a fancy way of saying “tomatoes I forgot to bring in that got dried out in the sun”. However, while I love bacon – I’m not a big fan of it on a burger – more likely a BLT with cheese.

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    T Smith  over 3 years ago

    I fail to understand people who get offended at the very thought of a non-meat meal.

    I eat meat, almost daily, but I have no objection to going to a vegetarian restaurant if I’m with a group of people who include committed veg-heads. It’s one fricking meal, for pete’s sake.

    I mean, is your sense of propriety so fragile that being asked to do this is so deeply offensive?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 3 years ago

    Chimps are our very close relatives.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 3 years ago

    Jef Mallett’s Blog Posts

    Frazz17 hrs · http://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2021/01/10So about a year ago, I had to stop eating stuff that’s not plants. A medical thing. Medical things happen to guys my age. Some people have to have chemo, I have to eat a slightly smaller range of stuff I already liked. All things considered, I got a pretty good deal.

    Some people are confused. They can’t imagine such a diet. I get that. Meat tastes good. Butter and eggs make just about everything good. And cheese … well, cheese is cheese. It was hard for me to imagine, too, but (yet another nod to Todd Snider lyrics), it was harder to imagine than it was to do.

    And then there’s the small minority who seem bothered that I’m vegan. Some of them try to straighten me out, like I’m a pagan baby and they’re missionaries from the Loving Church of the Voracious Carnivore. Or, conversely, they seem threatened, like I’m the evangelist missionary. Come on, people. Eat what you want. It’s my diet, it’s not Amway. I’m not going to try to recruit you.

    Sure, I might mock you a little in the funnies, but don’t worry. You won’t feel a thing. You don’t seem like the type to notice when you’re the source of the joke.

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