Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 31, 2021

Next in line is the guy who invented the phrase, “Please listen to this entire message, as our menu options have changed.”

Green tea donuts are actually good

As to the second door, what about “Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans”? How about earwax flavour?

Pineapple and ham along with the cheese and sauce are a combination that you would not think that would work together but they do its delicious.

Kale in cookies??!!! Ohhh!!!, there’s a special place in hell for you!!!

i loved pineapple, i loved pizza. but not together……

I assume that these people forced others to eat their hellish concoctions, because if they merely ate them themselves, they’ve already been punished.

By the way, my breakfast this morning includes anchovies and salad cream on English muffins. Well, I like them.

Auto tune??

I wouldn’t put pineapple on a pizza for the same reason I don’t pour tomato sauce on a bowl of pineapple chunks.

The next door….“person who thought man buns were a good idea!”

Pineapple with tomato sauce alone is delicious! KALE ask from hell!

Man bun is a nice touch

Green tea I’ve not tried. I have no problem with pineapple on pizza and popcorn jellybeans.

I’m tempted to try goat cheese ravioli with pineapple marinara sauce.

Last time, People.

Kale is not edible. Stop pretending. You’re only hurting yourself.

Pineapple on pizza is actually not that bad. Hawaiian Pizza is actually one of my favorite styles. Popcorn flavored jelly beans are o-k I suppose. I have not tried green tea donuts. I think one that should be mentioned is black licorice bubble gum. That is terrible.

Anyone remember a Half Full strip here that features six varied candy canes and one is fake (mac and cheese, kale, gravy, bacon, popcorn, and pickle)? The popcorn one is fake, but all six sound just terrible. I would not eat any of them.

I’m more stuck on hating people who put raisins in cookies. They look like chocolate, but are far less delicious. The cookie isn’t healthy because it has raisins so make it delicious instead.

I’m not a big veggie person, but I don’t understand this special animus toward kale. Fried kale is good. I’d rather have kale than lettuce in a salad. I wouldn’t run to grab kale in cookies, but I’d try them. They have to be better than raisins or blueberries.

They forgot the inventor of fruit labels/stickers in grocery stores.

My favorite Jelly Belly flavor is buttered popcorn, so I would put that person in Heaven. To each his/her own.

Where are the 1950s – 1980s U.S.A. automaker executives. I know, the Edsel folks are at the top of the list. Then, comes all of our corporations who moved to China….

But the person who invented green tea ice cream deserves a special place in heaven.

Hey! I like buttered popcorn jelly beans!

And a man-bun too. He’ll never get out.

some marketing genius in japan came up with the brainstorm that mayo and broccoli were good pizza toppings…

There should be a door for whoever started the fad of putting cilantro in almost everything.