Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 09, 2021

Isn’t the Mastiff the type of dog that takes down bears?

Isn’t that where the term “hot doggin’ it outa there” came from?

You might be able to sell tickets to that retreat!

Ole Rodney does have a point.

Draggin’ your feet all the way!

Much as I love dogs, Rodney has a very strong point.

I’d bet The Fink has done it…several times….

yes but would the dog have taken you into battle in the first place

Rodney says that like he’s done it before…

Horses are magnificent, but the pooper scooper is outrageous. My HOA would have a fit.

Dachshunds too! Fierce little ankle biters. :-)

Even if you could ride a chihiuahua, it wouldn’t retreat. Fiercest little dogs I know.

A cavalryman’s best friend…..

Yeah, my chihuahua boy would attack a bear! . . . then sprint away when it roared!

“Cowards’ best friend?”

Horses and dogs are associate members of the human race.

No, because chihuahuas never retreat!

So funny. Of course, chihuahuas can rip the hell out of an Achilles’ tendon … that’d slow ’em down

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” Groucho Marx.