You think HE has it bad? What about the guy doing outside sales‽‽
“Let me get this straight. This policy pays if I die a second time?”
At least you can believe all heaven says, but do you want it all?
I suppose it’s heaven if you’re the life insurance salesman …
He’d have better luck selling halo polish.
You need insurance, just in case you trip and fall off a cloud.
“Good eternity, sir. Have you ever considered what would happen if you suddenly came back to life?…”
As long as they don’t admit those guys telling us that the warranty on our wings is about to expire.
Eternal payments too.
They are not really showing which side is heaven. Is Eternal Life kinda like an in app purchase? Heaven is nice but if you want Eternal Life you have to buy the upgrade.
Well, they’ll never have to pay out.
Concretionist about 4 years ago
You think HE has it bad? What about the guy doing outside sales‽‽
pschearer Premium Member about 4 years ago
“Let me get this straight. This policy pays if I die a second time?”
heathcliff2 about 4 years ago
At least you can believe all heaven says, but do you want it all?
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 4 years ago
I suppose it’s heaven if you’re the life insurance salesman …
The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago
He’d have better luck selling halo polish.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 4 years ago
You need insurance, just in case you trip and fall off a cloud.
P51Strega about 4 years ago
“Good eternity, sir. Have you ever considered what would happen if you suddenly came back to life?…”
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
As long as they don’t admit those guys telling us that the warranty on our wings is about to expire.
Lablubber about 4 years ago
Eternal payments too.
Truthinker Premium Member about 4 years ago
They are not really showing which side is heaven. Is Eternal Life kinda like an in app purchase? Heaven is nice but if you want Eternal Life you have to buy the upgrade.
stamps about 4 years ago
Well, they’ll never have to pay out.