Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 08, 2021

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    Concretionist  about 4 years ago

    You think HE has it bad? What about the guy doing outside sales‽‽

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    pschearer Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “Let me get this straight. This policy pays if I die a second time?”

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    heathcliff2  about 4 years ago

    At least you can believe all heaven says, but do you want it all?

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I suppose it’s heaven if you’re the life insurance salesman …

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    The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago

    He’d have better luck selling halo polish.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    You need insurance, just in case you trip and fall off a cloud.

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    P51Strega  about 4 years ago

    “Good eternity, sir. Have you ever considered what would happen if you suddenly came back to life?…”

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    As long as they don’t admit those guys telling us that the warranty on our wings is about to expire.

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    Lablubber   about 4 years ago

    Eternal payments too.

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    Truthinker Premium Member about 4 years ago

    They are not really showing which side is heaven. Is Eternal Life kinda like an in app purchase? Heaven is nice but if you want Eternal Life you have to buy the upgrade.

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    stamps  about 4 years ago

    Well, they’ll never have to pay out.

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