Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 16, 2021

Shouldn’t there be a bunch ?

This is why spelling, spacing and punctuation is important.

The profile for each of them IS “round”.

Don’t wine like that.

From this perspective, you look like Plankton from “Spongebob.”

Synonym for grape fruit: jelly stone low on the Mohr’s hardness scale

Details, details.

The one on the left is a gripefruit.

He lied about his age, he’s a raisin.

And now he is a sour grape.

LOL! In the literal sense….

He deserves a sin tax for his syntax!

That’s not what I heard through the grape….

Helga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Ft3zcCOW8

First Date

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGoFcDR7Ia8

LOL

I remember when my son, then a toddler, first tasted a piece of grapefruit and thus learned the hard way that grapefruit and grapes are not the same.

I wonder if he read the Sour Grapes of Wrath

Did grapefruit have an Indian River reservation or make another PINK err in the fruit loopy department of Interiors?

Akin to the “red wood” confusion in “Zootopia.”

At least not a raisin. :)

Is nobody else disturbed by the fact that this grape is having a glass of wine ?

Wouldn’t a grape drinking wine be a cannibal?

OK guys, I’m listening to the Grapefruit Dead now.

Grape to Grapefruit, “You’re the one who’s not so Grape.”