Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 05, 2021

That’s why dogs are better than cats.

Calvin complains about work yet had no problem with those snowmen yesterday.

No talent to command?

His mantra is always, “what can you do for me”.

What was he going to do, walk up the hill and then pretend Hobbes pulled him?

Hate to break it to you Calvin, the world doesn’t revolve around you. It revolves around Alexandria Ocasio Cortez.

The downside to having an imaginary friend.

Need to read “Tom Sawyer” to figure out how to talk your friends into doing the work for you, Calvin.

Just because you demand something doesn’t mean you’ll get it.

Be glad he didn’t push you down the hill again, Calvin!

why do imaginary friends leave footprints?

Classic narcissist

“But enough about ME, Hobbes. Let’s talk for a while about what YOU think of me!”

Sure they do. …and they forgive you.

That’s just what my grandkids try to do when I take them sledding!

Calvin needs to Google “selfish”! ;o]

Amazing he even has friends with that attitude….

The child who mistook a tiger for a ski lift.

Welcome to life, kid…

Tigers have tails Calvin.. grab and hangon.

That’s why you don’t have any.

That will make him realize Hobbes is a stuffed toy not a real tiger—-Maybe.

Calvin has friends?

Take up downhill skiing. They have lifts! Plus, you can steer to avoid trees.

Well, Calvin can try sledding in St. Lucia or Barbados !!

Hobbes’ feline nature, perhaps, precludes Calvin ever from owning a dog.

Face it. Dogs are our unconditional friends. We are cats servants at their discretion. I like both but not fooling myself.

Nice try. A large tuna tied to a long stick could give you better results.

no dogs are better because they are cuter thats why.

Lots of material here for Calvinist to expound upon. But not a word from him.