Close to Home by John McPherson for February 07, 2021

Yea things are bad enough as it is. Don’t need to be spreading more germs around. Bleeb, Dalcon is still looking for you. At least he doesn’t have a club this time.

Bleeb indeed looks like he is in for it.

But all kidding aside. Thank you for being considerate while you rob me.

No political references please.

Who was that masked man?

Will poor Bleeb’s torment never end? Or is this a metaphor for our current condition? Why is the 55 gallon drum so small? Who knew such deep conundrums could surface in the Close to Home philosophy?

It will be a clean getaway of course!

He doesn’t want to blamed for a super spreader event.

Threaten him. Tell him to lower his gun and walk away or you’ll have your wife take off her mask. 8X

is that Thomas and Martha Wayne?

Bleeb, quick, roll that barrel!

That’s what I like about the city. People care deeply about not caring about anything. …yeah, sarcasm.

A sign of the times.

Dweeb and Dweebette ?

Please sanitize your jewelry and money prior to relinquishing them. Your health department appreciates your cooperation. Have a safe day!

Not applicable in Arkansas. Praise de Lawd!

At least you know where to get mugged.

Should be before……

Hᴇʀᴇ’s Wʜᴀᴛ Pʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ Hᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ…

Wait! Is that you Frank? It is, isn’t it? Honey, look, it’s Frank… from down the street!

Oh my, you’re right dear! Oh Frank, how are ya… it’s been a month of Sunday’s don’t ya know! We didn’t recognize you… with the mask and all! How’s Eileen, is she still doing hot yoga at the mall? Ooh and look dear, he’s showing you his new gun! It’s so clean and shiny… you always did keep all your things clean… and your lawn is always gorgeous! Well Frank, we have to be going now, give our best to Eileen. Bye now!

Crap! That did not go at all like I planned!

Looks like Bleeb has a girl friend.

The Mayor has gotten desperate for campaign donations…

I’m sure this law abiding mugger will comply with directive.

Reminds me of a woman who made a sarcastic remark when I didn’t hold a door open for her. Seems she doesn’t “get” the concept of social distancing.

That could be a Bleebette, but it looks like Dalcon is at it again, poor Bleeb.

Don’t come out, Bleeb!

I might be a little concerned about that purple being across the street.

Soo we’re not gonna talk about how bleeb and darcon could simply push that barrel into the robber and save that couple?

It’s the only way to rid ourselves of this plague.

Dang it, Dalcon, stop persecuting Bleeb!

When did bleeb first show up on this comic?

Hey, this is how Uncle Ted (@tedwheeler) solved Portland crime problem. Don’t get rid of the crime, but tell the “muggees” they were the problem.

Micky Dolenz, Michael Nesmith and Peter Tork with Davy Jones: Hey, hey we’re the MUGEES! :>)