This reminds me of a story from Ann Wilson of the band “Heart.” She hooked up with a guy after one of their concerts and she thought he was really a great guy until she woke up in the morning in the hotel room and could hear him on the radio asking the local DJ to guess who he slept with last night. He was in the next room on the phone. It didn’t end well.
Man rushes into the confessional and starts telling the priest about the wild sex he had last night with redheaded twin cheerleaders. After one luride detail too many the Father stops him.
‘My son, you aren’t showing any repentance for your carnal acts. When was the last time you went to confession?’
’I’ve never been to confession. I’m Jewish!’
‘Then why are you telling me about this unholy orgy?’
’I’m a 28 year old accountant who had a threesome with hot twins! Baby, I’m telling everybody!’
John, good work! But… we both know that bragging like that ALWAYS comes back to bite a guy in the a…er, gluteus maximus; hopefully his wife won’t find out…
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 3 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/bragging-rights/
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allen@home over 3 years ago
Now here’s a man that likes to live life dangerously.
macky87 over 3 years ago
This reminds me of a story from Ann Wilson of the band “Heart.” She hooked up with a guy after one of their concerts and she thought he was really a great guy until she woke up in the morning in the hotel room and could hear him on the radio asking the local DJ to guess who he slept with last night. He was in the next room on the phone. It didn’t end well.
sevaar777 over 3 years ago
Good Golly, Miss Molly! This guy is like school in the summertime… No class…
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
and now it’s everybody’s affair…
littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
I thought that a “secret affair” is an oxymoron, like “congressional intelligence”.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bragging is his not so secret flair.
Differentname over 3 years ago
Long and old
Man rushes into the confessional and starts telling the priest about the wild sex he had last night with redheaded twin cheerleaders. After one luride detail too many the Father stops him.
‘My son, you aren’t showing any repentance for your carnal acts. When was the last time you went to confession?’
’I’ve never been to confession. I’m Jewish!’
‘Then why are you telling me about this unholy orgy?’
’I’m a 28 year old accountant who had a threesome with hot twins! Baby, I’m telling everybody!’
nosirrom over 3 years ago
Three minutes of glory? Not much to brag about.
Lady loves a joke over 3 years ago
‘’That is a funny story! I’m sure the paramedics will LOVE to hear it!’’
michaeljwolff over 3 years ago
I see. So we’re on a college campus here.
Ontman over 3 years ago
What he meant was he went to a fair but it wasn’t a secret.
Thorby over 3 years ago
John, good work! But… we both know that bragging like that ALWAYS comes back to bite a guy in the a…er, gluteus maximus; hopefully his wife won’t find out…
Craig Westlake over 3 years ago
“I know. When I found out about it I posted your photos on ‘The Greatest Loser’”…
Jml58 over 3 years ago
I didn´t tell anyone. I told everyone.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 3 years ago
“After all, nobody thought ANYBODY would be interested in me after they found out about my incurable, fatal, highly contagious VD.”
“YOUR WHAT!!??”
“Uh…I did mention it, didn’t I?”