Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 08, 2021

EEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

Pharaoh: “Now put it back!”

In Japanese culture, the butt-monkey is part of comedy duo schtick, what we call the fall guy…betcha didn’t know that…

The amazing feet of Moses, proves there is a god.

or he could just be a bit kinky

|Hilarious

All we need now, is for the monkey to have wings.

So – not a rabbit out of his…. o.k. he’s not wearing a hat, but perhaps out of his beard?

Which one of the Plagues was this?

“Say Pharaoh, would you happen to have a spare barrel I could use…”

“Monkey! See!! Monkey doo doo!”

That trick never works!

This time for sure!

And now, here’s something we hope you’ll really like.

Moses; “Now, who wants to touch the monkey?”

Oy, such a schmertz in tuchas !!

If they can turn staffs into serpents they can do that too.

God? He needs a proofreader.