Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 10, 2021

“Thanks, but I’ll wait for the ‘greenburger’ & ‘larvaloni’ trays.”

Oh good, there’s a poo-poo platter.

I think one of the entrees is shitskabob.

Horse apples as hors d’oeuvre?

They’re attending a fly ball.

“Thanks, I don’t mind if I do do.

“Dung you very much.”

I knew it! The 1% are insectoids, and they love fancy sh*t.

And for dessert there are cow pies.

Are they watching Star Dreck in the other room?

For the main course they had Vienna Shitzlle…….

I prefer some less fancy crappetizers, maybe just some buffalo chips.

“What’s brown, and sounds like a bell?” -Eric Idle

“what a crappy party!” “yeah, good times…”