Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 12, 2021

It’s Gollum, hold on to the ring.

…and is he carrying a speargun?

No, that’s Cupid, and the harpoons , well that’s Cupid’s arrows. Do you want to find out what happens next? Or do you want to be safe?

WAY too kinky.

Still waters run creep.

Don’t mind him, he just loves snorkeling

Night vision goggles too.

Oy

Yep its dad….and he will be waiting with a shotgun on the front porch when the two of them get home.

Good tennis players look for Tunnel of 15.

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.”—Liam Neeson, Taken

A form of bulldozer parenting.

The background check almost looks like a mix of Milwaukee’s Mitchell park domes close to the Menomonee river and Gurnee’s Great America…. maybe we need at least 2 adonai formations in the McCloud and Loudermillk section.

LOL

No sharks in the moat?

Are you getting that sinking feeling.

LOL! I was a teenager back in the 70s and I had a friend whose Dad would actually follow her on dates! He even got her to break up with one boyfriend . . . but they got back together and have now been married for 45 years :-)

Ohhhhh! some of your best

Cue the Tom Hanks animated tunnel of love animatrons…

All equipped to look at things underwater.