When I was in the military, we had to maintain weight standards. If you are overweight you could lose a stripe if you are enlisted or just be kicked out if you are an officer. Even if these extremes don’t happen, chances of future promotion are pretty much out the window.
So I suggested that the entire squadron get on the truck scale and we divide by the number of people in the squadron.
finkd over 3 years ago
Yeah, it’s available at the nearest truck stop.
sirbadger over 3 years ago
They’re in the cattle department.
Lucy Rudy over 3 years ago
Scales only go up to 300 lbs because you can’t see it over your tummy if that big!
Zykoic over 3 years ago
Doesn’t the Apple watch weigh you?
PICTO over 3 years ago
When I get on my scale it lights up and displays the “ONE AT A TIME” message.
M2MM over 3 years ago
My sister is a BIG girl. She doesn’t use a scale at home…. only at the doctor’s office.
My First Premium Member over 3 years ago
The effects of gaining the dreaded Quarantine 15.
dflak over 3 years ago
When I was in the military, we had to maintain weight standards. If you are overweight you could lose a stripe if you are enlisted or just be kicked out if you are an officer. Even if these extremes don’t happen, chances of future promotion are pretty much out the window.
So I suggested that the entire squadron get on the truck scale and we divide by the number of people in the squadron.
monya_43 over 3 years ago
I have a talking scale that tells you your weight. My daughter hates it. She says that there’s no reason for the whole household to know.
mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago
Most feed stores have larger capacity scales ….
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
LOL
Ralph Newbill over 3 years ago
He’ll soon need those for his head?
J Short over 3 years ago
Beyond 300 lb, the scale says come back when you’re alone.
J Short over 3 years ago
She was so heavy, when she stepped on the scale, the read out was a Zip Code.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Hm-m-m-m Do you get the feeling he is the one who will do some shock absorbing?
J Short over 3 years ago
She used to use a scale at the pharmacy, but the police kept coming by and telling her to, “Break it up.”
Ace 66 over 3 years ago
Yes, It’s called a Toledo Industrial Scale.
petermerck over 3 years ago
Do you have one that the dial doesn’t spin around so many times? I lose count.
ForrestOverin over 3 years ago
And then you all went out for pizza.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
There’s the animal feed and supply store off Hwy 116 that might just have what you need….
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Yo momma is so fat …
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Better buy 2…