Herman by Jim Unger for January 21, 2021

Yeah, it’s available at the nearest truck stop.

They’re in the cattle department.

Scales only go up to 300 lbs because you can’t see it over your tummy if that big!

Doesn’t the Apple watch weigh you?

When I get on my scale it lights up and displays the “ONE AT A TIME” message.

My sister is a BIG girl. She doesn’t use a scale at home…. only at the doctor’s office.

The effects of gaining the dreaded Quarantine 15.

When I was in the military, we had to maintain weight standards. If you are overweight you could lose a stripe if you are enlisted or just be kicked out if you are an officer. Even if these extremes don’t happen, chances of future promotion are pretty much out the window.

So I suggested that the entire squadron get on the truck scale and we divide by the number of people in the squadron.

I have a talking scale that tells you your weight. My daughter hates it. She says that there’s no reason for the whole household to know.

Most feed stores have larger capacity scales ….

LOL

He’ll soon need those for his head?

Beyond 300 lb, the scale says come back when you’re alone.

She was so heavy, when she stepped on the scale, the read out was a Zip Code.

Hm-m-m-m Do you get the feeling he is the one who will do some shock absorbing?

She used to use a scale at the pharmacy, but the police kept coming by and telling her to, “Break it up.”

Yes, It’s called a Toledo Industrial Scale.

Do you have one that the dial doesn’t spin around so many times? I lose count.

And then you all went out for pizza.

There’s the animal feed and supply store off Hwy 116 that might just have what you need….

Yo momma is so fat …

Better buy 2…