He does, kinda, resemble a Lay-z-boy!
/SNARK/
Cliff is self made so I guess he’s designated as IKEA status :)
Nah, furniture is utilitarian. Cliff’s below that.
Cliff’s vaccine is any mold he can find in the lab fridge.
“Consider yourself well in. Consider yourself part of the furniture….”
Rather than an injection with the vaccine maybe he’ll just get rubbed down with a Clorox™ wipe.
Ouch. Like the ‘furniture girl’ in Soylent Green, who came with the apartment.
“What would we do without Cliff?”
“Let’s see, shall we?”
Onboard submarines we called people like Cliff “Flabs”: Free-loading air-breathers. They just made more work for the cooks and the oxygen generators.
I think I’m in the group that gets it by Memorial Day. 2022.
They are going to let Cliff lick the used needles.
You don’t need it, you’re already a zombie.
I don’t get it. If a zombie is eating your brain, what good will the vaccine do?
No. Overhead.
most excellent
Bet you furniture gets the vaccine before cliff
Cliff’s designation is: Bait.
Cliff would be an early stage test subject, i.e. guinea pig
Couches will get priority over Cliff.
Cliff got an upgrade!!
LookingGlass Premium Member almost 4 years ago
He does, kinda, resemble a Lay-z-boy!
/SNARK/
Aussie Down Under almost 4 years ago
Cliff is self made so I guess he’s designated as IKEA status :)
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Nah, furniture is utilitarian. Cliff’s below that.
mddshubby2005 almost 4 years ago
Cliff’s vaccine is any mold he can find in the lab fridge.
therese_callahan2002 almost 4 years ago
“Consider yourself well in. Consider yourself part of the furniture….”
Lawrence.S almost 4 years ago
Rather than an injection with the vaccine maybe he’ll just get rubbed down with a Clorox™ wipe.
chuckcork1 almost 4 years ago
Ouch. Like the ‘furniture girl’ in Soylent Green, who came with the apartment.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
“What would we do without Cliff?”
“Let’s see, shall we?”
Bill The Nuke almost 4 years ago
Onboard submarines we called people like Cliff “Flabs”: Free-loading air-breathers. They just made more work for the cooks and the oxygen generators.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
I think I’m in the group that gets it by Memorial Day. 2022.
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
They are going to let Cliff lick the used needles.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
You don’t need it, you’re already a zombie.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
I don’t get it. If a zombie is eating your brain, what good will the vaccine do?
ekke almost 4 years ago
No. Overhead.
oakie817 almost 4 years ago
most excellent
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Bet you furniture gets the vaccine before cliff
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Cliff’s designation is: Bait.
rwoods_rio almost 4 years ago
Cliff would be an early stage test subject, i.e. guinea pig
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Couches will get priority over Cliff.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 4 years ago
Cliff got an upgrade!!