Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 30, 2021

Looks like Mr. Roombah got Ralph in the nether region and that really sucks.

Kill it, Ralph.

Doesn’t it run on batteries? If so, remove them.

Only NOW? I thought it would have started to annoy you when it knocked you down when you were bringing in the groceries back on the 21st…

Ralph, think…it hates crumbs anywhere…so sprinkle some bread, cookie, cracker crumbs on its back…it’ll kill itself trying to vac them up.

Isn’t that the island Honolulu is on?

I rarely use ours. It gets stuck repeating the same moves over and over and over. One day it spent 30 minutes cleaning the six foot square area between my wife’s desk and the wall. They might work for homes where there is very little furniture.

How did it get through the closed door? I assume that they close the bedroom door at night.

Don’t eat cookies in bed, Ralph.

These new gizmos can be a real nuisance.

If you throw it like a frisbee from the top of the roof, when it crashes, people might think its a downed UFO……

Some of us are waiting for this thread to go into the vacuum. I think we’re getting close.

I think he enjoyed the little sucker. Been awhile huh Ralph.

It must know you have a lot of dirt on you, Ralph! Lol.

Am I the only one who noticed that it’s behaving more and more like a pet and in particular a cat? At the moment it’s purring on Ralph’s chest and settling in for a nap.

But it likes you Ralph, that’s why it follows your around like a love sick puppy.

Why is a robotic vacuum running at night?

It wants to suck up all the dirt

I got my new Washer & Dryer today. Luckily wi-fi is an option. I’m doing laundry manually. I downloaded the app for the washer & it seemed to connect & the icon lit up, but then it couldn’t find it. I’ll work on it tomorrow & see if I do want it at all. As normal machines, they seem pretty good.

The third panel sounds like it found his cookies…