I’d guess the advertising campaign would be something like ’Press your two lips to a Tulip Vodka" to the Jim Reeves tune:
’Put your two lips a little closer to the phone
Let’s pretend that we’re together all alone.
I’ll tell the man to turn the jukebox way down low.
And you can tell your friend there with you, he’ll have to go."
Turns out it was a duck, disguised during hunting season.
The ‘Honorary’ mayor claimed election fraud, demanded a recount, refused to leave office and declared martial law. Cadets from West Point were called in as they know how to deal with goats.
Leroy almost 4 years ago
Does it count as a dedication if the mayor EATS the ribbon??
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
Does the duck-potato remind you of the classmate of Alice Otterloop in Cul de Sac?
Leojim almost 4 years ago
An honorary mayor with a salary of $250,000 a year.
monkeysky almost 4 years ago
Imagine if someone had made tulip bulb liquor back in the time of tulip fever
Gent almost 4 years ago
I’ll bet goat still a lot better than some other mayors.
ForrestOverin almost 4 years ago
Contains “just as many tulip bulbs” as what?!? Are they saying 350 tulip bulbs? If so, not especially clearly!
Freebyrd1 almost 4 years ago
I thought tulips were poisonous? I know there has been cases where people have been poisoned because they mixed the bulbs up with onions.
J Short almost 4 years ago
Exactly?…Exactly?
Waittilnxyr almost 4 years ago
One drink and you tiptoe. (Tipple toe?)
Jimmyk939 almost 4 years ago
Having the mayor over for dinner now takes on a whole new meaning!! Mint sauce?
jon who tried to make a snowman almost 4 years ago
i once harvested a potato that looks like a rear end. not joking.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 4 years ago
Well my two lips are even more intoxicating.
Take care, may Flagstaff clock tester Irving Schwartzord be with you, and gesundheit.
ncorgbl almost 4 years ago
I’d guess the advertising campaign would be something like ’Press your two lips to a Tulip Vodka" to the Jim Reeves tune:
’Put your two lips a little closer to the phoneLet’s pretend that we’re together all alone.
I’ll tell the man to turn the jukebox way down low.
And you can tell your friend there with you, he’ll have to go."
Turns out it was a duck, disguised during hunting season.
The ‘Honorary’ mayor claimed election fraud, demanded a recount, refused to leave office and declared martial law. Cadets from West Point were called in as they know how to deal with goats.
dv1093 almost 4 years ago
If the world is indeed as stupid as I’ve been reading lately, that sweet potato duck can be sold on ebay for thousands of dollars.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Why waste $350 when I can go to Wal-Mart and buy a bottle of Dandelion vodka for $35!
Howie Vasive Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That goat looks a little like Bernie Sanders. He’s double dipping.
errolm1937 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Well,that gets my goat.” (he said sheepishly)
RandomLantern445 almost 4 years ago
Sweet potato like a duck?? That is very interesting. Oh, and a reference to Rabbit Hash, Kentucky, there, with the goat mayor.
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
A goat for mayor. That’s better than a horse for a Roman Consul. (Caligula, awarding his horse Incitatus the consulship, 30something C.E.)
Craig Westlake almost 4 years ago
Well, the disguise didn’t do the sweet potato any good…
Bilan almost 4 years ago
Does the honorary mayor have a council called the Goat Herd?
oakie817 almost 4 years ago
i have a duck that looks like a sweet potato
pbr50138 almost 4 years ago
I’m not a drinker but if I was, I sure wouldn’t drink that vodka.