Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 22, 2021

I know that’s a real kingdom. Marigold said so herself when she was outraged at Phoebe falsely being called their princess.

fine, Phoebe, be that way

The next upgrade will be Princess Smartbutt…

Some reality is between your ears. That’s the only part that you can change just by deciding.

Butt of course, Mari.

Phoebe is really a wise one♡. She prefers to see the good in other, and not the bad.

I want to live in Stupidbutt kingdom! Princess is taken, but could I be the queen?

Look, we all know already they have an interesting rapport…

(senses a nickname based on a lack of creativity in the cartoon (“Princess Stupidbutt”))

Not so sure that’s much of an improvement……

And one day, as their friendship grows, she will be upgraded to “dumkopf”…

If your butt is smart, there’s something wrong with you.

It’s still better than brainy-butts.

Emphasis is important! Look at the pronunciation of the 7th planet =p

This day will be marked as “Get Rid of Trump Day” Happy GRT Day! xD

in the new future “stupidbutt” is actually a compliment for someone who dances well…

like:

“yeah, she is totally stupidbutt!”

“she is PRINCESS stupidbutt! <333”

“word!”