Bliss by Harry Bliss for January 28, 2021

She’s been doing it a lot longer than you.

Reminds me of my own Gram.

Next: arm wrestling.

Another perspective: “I didn’t know we were racing.” Grandma, “That’s why you lose.” And another, “Great job, Grandma. Come on down. Let’s celebrate you’re victory.”

I guess Grandma did not tell you about the steps in the back ;-)

No rest home for that grandma!

Private joke?

She followed it with, “How do you like me now?” and the ever timeless, “In your face!”

When Grampa got back down, Jeff was gone. Gramps waited for three days before he realized he had been “taken for a ride in the country.” “Could have been worse,” he thought. “They could have taken me to live on ‘the farm’.”

Next challenger against Grandma….. Ogama Ray center pieces.

“You little bastard bring my wheelchair back!”

Yeah, I know some like that. Among the volunteers at a workday for the community garden, an older lady and a couple of teen volunteers were assigned to work together. A couple hours into the project, she was overheard to say “You’re not going to let a 76-year-old grandma outwork you, are you?” “No, ma’am!” And they all kept going.

Grandma took a short cut.