The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 18, 2021

Not like he;s a dim bulb or anything.

he’s not real bright, but we still get a charge out of him…

Maybe they should get a second opinion from Ms Alexa.

I bet iPhones have secret conversations…

There’s knob on your TV called brightness. It don’t work.

Oh, he’s always on his phone all day!

He’s not so smart, Phones!

The claim that all smart phones are smart is kind of phoney.

HEY I think you are wrong, HEY you could teach better, HEY brighten the screen, HEY is there anything else, HEY time to go back to the nest.

You can’t keep monitoring and trying to adjust him. Leave his brightness on auto adjust and let him learn to adjust his own settings.

They need to get Sonny into a Pilot program.

Ah – here’s the problem. You have “automatic download of updates” turned off in his settings.

That’s because he’s really a calculator. His only good subject is Arithmetic.

It’s your call.

It’s his damned Android operating system Bixby dear, way more stubborn the old Cassiopeia PDA or iPhone. Now, if I could only get Alexa to stop responding when her name is said on TV.

He spends too much time texting and not enough time with the textbooks.

Like most kids his age during the first class, he was just in power-saving mode.

If he doesn’t straighten himself out, he may grow up to be a brick.

Perhaps he’s in battery saver mode?

No actually on the new iPhones you swipe down.