Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 13, 2021

Let’s hope it brings back a report.

It’s too late to get help, Aunty.

Probably looking for a better home.

Yup, The temporary cap on my sister’s tooth came off, my hand is swollen from wearing my wrist brace too tight, and I got peanut butter all over the sleeve of my shirt (please DO NOT ASK HOW). OTH, the voices in my head agree. C’mon, who’s next fer a bad day????

You need to become un-Sybil-ized.

I’d feel ya, Aunty!

But you’re still “above ground”, Auntie. So it’s a good day! Make an effort to make it better.

Ye gads, Aunty! Down to 10 or 12 personalities.

All of me understand.

Must have run out of 5L wine.

You could to lose some of your personalities.

Aunty looks slimmer there. New trend?

Yeah. We’ve all had days like that.

It’s even worse when one of your personalities decided to go out for a beer and doesn’t invite the rest of them to go along.

My personalities wouldn’t wader off. They would barge right, flip me the bird, and say “F___ you, A__hole! I quit!”

Sounds like every Monday.