The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 28, 2021

Yes Eno, unless you are talking about Mikey “The Killer” Jones, who happens to be a witness in the case, you can now take all the time you want.

A swing and a miss-trial!!!

Eno holds the world record for number of times on jury duty.

Hopefully, Eno and the Killer will use different bathrooms?

The “killer”? I’m thinking Perry Mason is not really doing a bang up job there. Maybe an opportunity for Jason Bull and his team to bounce Eno.

The American Standard flush isn’t a niacin problem. Maybe there’s info he needs from the paper towels like on the old ‘Leave It to Beaver’ classics.

They invariably defecate when Old Sparky’s switch is turned on and all the muscles contract.

Did anyone else catch the latest 20/20 episode about the Chameleon Killer? Sad and horrifying.

Eno seems to have predetermined the trial result.

I was a jury foreman on a 7 day murder one trial. We had plenty of breaks during all the sidebars between the judge and the attorneys.

When I was waiting for jury selection the one and only time I made it that far in jury duty, the trial was for somebody accused of stealing some tools (clearly not something serious like a murder trial). In any case, when lunch time came, we were dismissed for an hour. While I was eating at a near mall food court, the defendant walked by looking for his lunch.

I’m a criminal defense attorney and I can say from experience that if a juror asks to go to the bathroom everything stops and we take a potty break. Judges do their best to accommodate jurors (provided it is a reasonable request) because everybody hates jury duty and we want to encourage people to serve and to take it seriously.

You can, get you’re doctor to write a medical exclusion for jury duty due to incontinence ahead of time…Be prepared…Doctors are busy, and late minute request are a pain….

Who knew he was going to be tried by a jury of his pee-ers.

So the judge says, “We’ll take a recess while we find another juror”.

Eno is startin’ to regret that 12 pack he drank before the trial.

I guess there was a special on pink lipstick. :)